I'm watching a Youtube vid of two Pinay make-up artists - Judy from itsjudytime and Say Tioco Artillero (I like listening to her Tagalog because it reminds me of my college years in Baguio) - and The Hubs comments upon seeing the both of them, "They're ugly.".
Scandalized, I reply, "Uh, no. They're make-up gurus."
Shrugging, he continues in his slacker-like monotone, "That's why they need make-up, 'cause they're ugly."
Wha-wha-what?! This from a guy who sports a farmer's tan and tank tops with flowers and fleur-de-lis on them while at the same time showing off his exuberant hairy chest like the gorilla he is.