My Gawd, Philippine showbiz tsismis is bananas. I miss it, dammit! I miss the silly entertainment variety shows and the silly interview shows with the 'dramatic moment' music prompt and the hosts' intrusive line of questioning. And who could resist the big STOOPID egotistical mouth of Ruffa's Gutierrez's mom, Annabelle Rama? Not me, no sir. Not ever. Everything that spawns out of that faded bomba star's piehole is absolute GOLD.